January 2009
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urbanredneck:
realrealsoft:
do it before i pop your ass. ye herd.
no need. it’s automatically downloading into my itunes as we speak :) haha.
turns out, his name WAS gordo.
carrie and i got to easy street before everyone else tonight.
our waiter introduced himself as gordo.
he was cute. we liked his name. we proceeded to call him by his name. all. night.
checks come.
your server tonight: JORDAN. jordan. jordan? wait. what?
don’t worry though. we asked him. he did introduce himself as gordo.
apparently everyone just calls him that?
um, thanks for the 5...
oh, also about that lady.
she said she wanted to buy my drink because i was poor.
how does she know this? i mean, i am in college. but do i look poor? crap.
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i was just helping her pick out a tea...
lady: okay, i'll have the big red sun. and whatever tea she wants. (pointing at me.)
me: oh, no. that's totally okay.
lady: what, were you not going to get a tea?
me: actually, i was feeling like hot chocolate tonight.
lady: okay. get her whatever hot chocolate she wants.
me: no really. i work here. i get everything half price!
lady: even more reason. can you put her discounted drink on my order?
How old am I?
characterizationofmylife:
And do I have to be mature about learning how to insert a foley catheter on a man??!?! EWW This has to be the sickest slash most awkward thing of my life.
you never have to be mature about that. i already told you. lol.
this may be horrible, but...
i love it when guys who passed me up get fat.
“Just keep the door closed, as UT is having it share of vagrants living in the...”
– marie. lol. she’s worried about me being in the lab on the weekends.
i love really long sweatpants that i can curl my...
Making Blueberry Scones with Lemon Glaze...
characterizationofmylife:
while drinking wine?? wait, yesss…
mmmhhmm… i love being at beth’s.
dumb snowplows.
mom: brittany got her car stuck in the snow at the end of the driveway today.
me: yeah. it probably didn't help that i started turning onto the road too soon.
dad: or that there was 2 feet of snow at the end of the driveway.
whaaaaaaaaaaaa ?
it’s snowing again. o em gee. get me out of ohio.
inKorea
inkorea:
strokesego:
im trying to get over there, switch places for a day?
I mean, I dunno who you are. But I’d like to be black for a day, so let’s do this!
i just loved everything about this conversation. it wasn’t enough to “like” it.
Anyone want to do a Febeardary with me?
delbertshoopman:
I did the Novembeard and it was fun… this could be fun 2
ugh. facial hair february. i forgot that was almost here.
Finkbeiner announces agreement for cleanup →
woah woah woah. the ottawa river is polluted? no way. i wonder if this means that people will have to stop throwing bikes into the part that runs through campus.
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float on - modest mouse
i can’t lie. i...
discovery of the day.
ben konop is on wikipedia. (wow.) it’s hard to take a politician seriously when he comes into the coffee shop you work at on a frequent basis, and acts like a big d-bag every time.
“C&C is becomming a favourite of mine.”
– aw. thanks busstop :)
buttons (sia cover) - the rayees
Photo Booth
strokesego:
was not made for black people. Not us chocolaty ones at least lol
ha. i can totally attest to that. i-chatting with a jamaican in a dark room = a no go.
andyriesmeyer:
mdfsmash:
Headed home for Lost (and Life on Mars) and pizza with the roommates :)
Oh god it has you too.
haha. andy. i love how addicted you’ve become.
zambiaaaaa.
(via dayofchange)
yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes!!!! wooo! ahhh! my little lady heading to africa :)
“just don’t throw it straight into the gutter.”
– the greatest advice eddie has ever given.
I never did learn how to play the guitar.
stephanieismoon:
justinesamantha:
hm. Anyone want to teach me?
I will. :) Free of charge.
um. free lessons? stephanie? :)
“i grew up on the street. no… not the hood. the sesame street.”
– jd. ha. i love scrubs.
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this just keeps getting better.
jake and i sat in the bean today, looking up things about korea.
he’s coming now too. i think. i can’t wait to graduate.
everyday. a little bit more.
i regret not going to see kings of leon with beth. dang.
busstopromance:
breannajai:
Story of a Girl...
in summary.
i just finished scanning the whole dash from last night, and this is what i came up with:
1. noah and morgan are wearing matching jackets today.
2. ohio is not the only place that got a whole lotta snow last night.
iammattjordan:
cantgetyououttamyhead:
The...
Obama was like, "Dude, that's not cool" and... →
(via caitlinmarie)
high and dry (radiohead cover) - jamie cullum
what i discovered about high schoolers tonight.
1. they are the messiest effing people in the WORLD.
2. they are incapable of driving in the snow.
i'm in a horrible cycle right now.
tonight, i am going to bed at a decent time. and tomorrow, i am getting up early. dangit.
I dislike 99% of my high school classmates
iammattjordan:
(via 8tania)
on making lemonade out of lemons
sbz:
a perfume sample burst in my purse, so i rubbed my wrists against the lining.
haha. i don’t know why i wasn’t following this girl before.